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Posted on 14th Jun at 12:24 PM, with 588,171 notes

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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Posted on 12th Jun at 7:17 PM, with 43,375 notes
hyliankalmo:

"WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! HE’S LINK, HE’S LINK, YOU’RE LINK?! I’M LINK! Are there any other Links I should know about?"

hyliankalmo:

"WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! HE’S LINK, HE’S LINK, YOU’RE LINK?! I’M LINK! Are there any other Links I should know about?"

Posted on 12th Jun at 1:46 PM, with 175,301 notes
So I got an idea

lustfuldemoness:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

Yes let me just go outside and talk to my rhinoceros neighbour, who resides in the town in which I am mayor, and then see what the alpaca merchants have for sale.

I’ll head into town hall afterward and talk to my anthropomorphic dog wife. 

Posted on 29th May at 7:19 PM, with 318,944 notes

taralys:

rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

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it really fucking does though this makes me so happy

also wtf at that gif i love it

Posted on 29th May at 7:17 PM, with 1,119 notes
herrfivehead:

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
THE JUDGE HAS SEEN SOME SHIT
HE’S SEEN AN EXORCISM TAKE PLACE IN THE COURTROOM
HE’S SEEN A GIRL ALMOST DIE ON THE WITNESS STAND
HE’S SEEN A PARROT BEING CROSS-EXAMINED
A FUCKING ORCA TOO
HE’S BEEN WHIPPED AND HAD BLADES THROWN AT HIM BY PROSECUTORS
AND THIS
THIS IS THE THING THAT SURPRISES HIM
A LIGHTER THAT CAN TURN INTO A GUN
WHY IS HE SURPRISED BY ANYTHING ANYMORE

herrfivehead:

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

THE JUDGE HAS SEEN SOME SHIT

HE’S SEEN AN EXORCISM TAKE PLACE IN THE COURTROOM

HE’S SEEN A GIRL ALMOST DIE ON THE WITNESS STAND

HE’S SEEN A PARROT BEING CROSS-EXAMINED

A FUCKING ORCA TOO

HE’S BEEN WHIPPED AND HAD BLADES THROWN AT HIM BY PROSECUTORS

AND THIS

THIS IS THE THING THAT SURPRISES HIM

A LIGHTER THAT CAN TURN INTO A GUN

WHY IS HE SURPRISED BY ANYTHING ANYMORE

Posted on 29th May at 7:14 PM, with 479 notes

martinidog:

heyitscousindave:

lancerbuck:

heyitscousindave:

first thing that comes to my mind whenever i’m asked with that question.

One of the dumbest questions ever.

it’s not as dumb as you’d expect.

When an employer asks you, “Why should we hire you?” s/he is really asking, “What makes you the best fit for this position?” Your answer to this question should be a concise “sales pitch” that explains what you have to offer the employer.

in other words; tell them how good you are at doing your shit. convince them to want you.

The grumpy facial expressions are killing me.

Posted on 27th May at 7:25 PM, with 116 notes
badsonicfanart:

what-the-fuck-deviantart:

Girl Sonic Sprites (by isaacthehedgehog)
((This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day.  Hands down.))

Boobs.

badsonicfanart:

what-the-fuck-deviantart:

Girl Sonic Sprites (by isaacthehedgehog)

((This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day.  Hands down.))

Boobs.

Posted on 27th May at 7:24 PM, with 400,163 notes

snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

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